September 15th, 2007

recommended careers

1. Biomedical Engineer
2. Computer Engineer
3. Electrical Engineer (I am detecting a pattern here)
4. Chemical Engineer
5. Environmental Engineer
6. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist (why not just say "Hydraulic Engineer" and be done with it?)
7. Aerospace Engineer
8. Computer Support Person (Ha! Unless they meant BOFH)
9. Oceanographer (If I get to dive a lot, sure)
10. Geologist
11. Engineering Tech (hunh?)
12. Explosives Specialist (I could do that)
13. Mechanical Engineering Tech
14. Physicist (only #14?! shows what they know)
15. Astronomer (could easily have done that)
16. Agricultural Engineer (you mean, "farmer"?)
17. Mechanical Engineer
18. Mathematician
19. Optometrist
20. Business Systems Analyst (Ha! Unless they meant BOFH)
21. Web Developer (nah, already helped develop one web already)
22. Database Developer
23. Computer Programmer
24. Video Game Developer
25. Electrical Engineering Tech
26. Electronics Engineering Tech (pretty fine hair to split)
27. Avionics Tech
28. Broadcast Technician ("In five, four, three, ..., ..., !")
29. Multimedia Developer
30. Race Car Mechanic (could be fun for awhile)
31. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician
32. Motorcycle Mechanic
33. Diesel Mechanic
34. Automobile Mechanic ("well, thot's yer problem roght thare!")
35. Aircraft Mechanic
36. Heavy Equipment Mechanic
37. Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
38. Small Engine Mechanic
39. Cable Installer and Repairer
40. Production Woodworker